I was gifted a Kinderschokolade. It's a German chocolate egg with a toy in the center. I could have opened my egg and been delighted by a cute little figurine of, say, a Smurf.
Like, a happy Smurf
or a Smurfette
or a Sleepy Smurf
or a Scared Smurf
or a Bookworm Smurf
or a Smurf Hugging A Bear Friend Smurf...
But no. In my egg was this Angry Old One Toothed Geezer. German candy is unfair.